Being unable to care for your child
Being overpowered by your child
Being manipulated into an abusive relationship
Being attacked by your spouse
Depression and attempted suicide
Threat of miscarriage
Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s
Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Guys less than 200 na lang 5k followers na rin ako!!! Maaabutan ko na si dakilanggerlpren kaso ako ilang taon na sa Tumblr at kung sinu-sino nang famous ang kinapitan at binash, siya Friendster Theme lang ang puhunan.
Tangina niyo, pakainin ko kayo ng followers diyan eh. Mukha kayong followers, ‘yun ba talaga ang dahilan kaya kayo nag-blog? Nagkaroon lang kayo ng libo-libong followers akala niyo kung sino kayong mga matataas na tao dito.